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China Demotivational Poster


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

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javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.f*** yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... f*** yeah! Right?


EDUCATION - It's important




DECEPTIONS -


TAGS: most flags made in china
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


CULTURAL ASSIMILATION - It takes time.


TAGS: chinese restaurant china food
Rating: 4.84/5

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MPsniper - January 14, 2012, 6:44 pm
sign gens....they are everywhere


the great wall of china -


TAGS: china junk
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:17 am
ROTFL! Thanks for making me AWARE of my age (sits in rocking chair) old lady voice, "well now, I remember 'made in Hong Kong, Mexico, Japan, Philippines, several others, and now China. You buy what you can afford girl, but don't waste yo money on CRAP! 5L
Cloudy - May 27, 2015, 8:00 am
*decades ago
Cloudy - May 27, 2015, 8:00 am
I think China's doing the same thing that Japan did decades. Getting a foothold in the world market by flooding it with cheap crap.
GaryO - May 27, 2015, 5:49 am
Fact: the Lord rolls
Greybeard - May 26, 2015, 11:19 pm
Ha ha ha. So awesome and so true. LMAO 5 X L
JesusWept - May 26, 2015, 2:08 pm
Genius! L L L L L


CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.


TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


EMPLOYMENT -




IN COMMUNIST CHINA - Your nose is wiped for you!


TAGS: china challenge
Rating: 3.29/5

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ox7bart7xo - February 10, 2010, 10:20 am
I don't think your even allowed to move in china's army not even when you sneeze!!! XD


WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?




CHINA - Putting the 'R' in 'Hello'.


TAGS: engrish china
Rating: 2.88/5

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manicbranic - February 11, 2009, 11:44 am
Hey look....an accurate map motifake....these are some strange times indeed.


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.




Chinese people -


TAGS: china people taste lick mmmh
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
"Excuse me sir, you seem to have some soy sauce from the karaoke bar on your cheek....I got it! Don't worry."
Christopher - March 11, 2009, 8:11 am
Eew! It's that creepy psychiatric guard from Terminator 2.
TigerKid - October 7, 2008, 12:42 am
LMAO!


QUICKLY FORGOTTEN? -




UNRECYCLING - Because calling it "TRASH" hurt it's feelings.


TAGS: china challenge
Rating: 4.06/5

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spacedog - February 10, 2010, 5:39 pm
LOL!
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 2:09 pm
thanks Matt!
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:45 pm
nice!


Oh, dear god no! -




THE EAGLE - ...has landed




GOOGLE MAPS STREET VIEW -


TAGS: china
Rating: 4.13/5

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ENDANGERED SPECIES - They are spoiled because Scientists panda to their every whim


TAGS: pandas nature puns china
Rating: 3.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:56 pm
Nice pun! 5L


CATS IN CHINA -




ROBOCOPS.. - You're doing it Wrong!


TAGS: robocop doing police wrong china
Rating: 2.75/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:39 am
and is that bad?


MEMORY -


TAGS: communism china tibet human rights
Rating: 2.29/5


Same, Same But Different -


TAGS: china usa economy baby ***
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:26 am
Thanks all for the nice comments. LMAO Miss Priss. :)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 12:22 am
5Ls to poster and comment. Ever poster should have a dynamic duo like this.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 12:19 am
Actually, a very small 5L village of Pe Nas nestled deep in the valley of Vachina.


CHINESE JUNK - It Was The Soviet Navy's Old Junk, But it Is Now China's Junk.




FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


FEB 10 - CHINA -




BIRTH CONTROL - They Doing It Wrong


TAGS: china motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.64/5

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Iconoclast - April 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
The emphasis on boys has recently been changing, but it was in place when we welcomed a granddaughter into our family.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
They're doing it right... except for the emphasis on only boys.


RETIREMENT - 65 years seems just right when you've been working for 57.


TAGS: child labor china retirement working
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 2:08 am
Wow! I've never seen THAT flag lookin' so good! Whoever painted that must have loved it.


LAGUHTER -


TAGS: china laughter
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - February 11, 2010, 10:44 am
I figure piss on the fire instead of fueling it
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:41 am
@ face LMAO now that should be a poster. i spit in my office and drew attention.
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2010, 10:37 am
Hey yeof***stick thanks for you comment. It is contributions like yours that i love to see, thanks again!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 11, 2010, 8:07 am
I tell yo mamma the same thing after anael ***!! HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 10:13 pm
I like the journey this one takes. Excellent.


CHINESE GYMNASTS - Little Bitches Shot Me!




OUT-SOURCING TO INDIA - Looks like "CHINA'S" exporting their Human Rights Violations, (I mean dissident re-education) there.




CHINA - always leading their people in the right direction.


TAGS: china
Rating: 2.29/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 9:31 pm
Anyone else notice E.T.?


CHINA - really, it not all THAT crowded.. really...




Death By China -




On the Moon -




The Mao Mop Top -


TAGS: mao communist china haircut fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 12:54 pm
Tee hee
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:58 pm
Hehehheh...lovely...
GaryO - September 15, 2014, 8:27 am
HAH!
Silverheart - September 15, 2014, 8:09 am

Nice'n. 5d


CHINA FINALLY HAS A STEALTH PLANE YOU SAY? - Probably just a $5 plastic toy on steroids.


TAGS: china
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 6, 2012, 10:20 am
With efflux nozzles like those, it ain't gonna be "Low Observable" to IR!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:22 pm

proabably not. built with USA payback money so it's goning to have all the bells and whistles.


MR. PANDA -




china -


TAGS: china army jillions
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2013, 1:05 am
About 16 million Americans served in World War two, and our population is larger now. Two million doesn't sound all that scary.


COURTESY -




IN COMMUNIST CHINA - NOBODY is unemployed!


TAGS: china
Rating: 4.21/5

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rerun - January 23, 2010, 12:19 pm

too bad all the jobs "blow"


CHINA - ¿Is there ANYTHING that ISN'T copied?


TAGS: china
Rating: 4.14/5

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YOU KNOW... - Where the last of the tubes is connected, where the internet comes out.


TAGS: china challenge
Rating: 3.85/5

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booger13 - March 30, 2010, 5:43 pm
hey it fits chino's dont it XD


CHINA - Do they ship it here so we can ship it back and sell it at.....what??




TRUTH IN LABELING - Coleslaw?




TRANSLATION -




HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights




DEMOTIFAKE FROM ABOVE - Cubby and Airman have joined forces to form a new air wing.


TAGS: china
Rating: 3.2/5

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phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 2:13 pm
perfect!


BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space




MR.FUNNY GUY - boy, he looks like he's having a great time




CHINESE INTERNET POLICE -




CHOPSTICKS WILL NOT HELP -




ARU - Tiring and annoying to say it at the end of each sentence unless you are Yao




THE OLYMPICS - This is why foreigners win them.




WTF - I'm really starting to like CHINA's chances for track and feild In the summer "OLYMPICS"




WTF - C'mon Dargeants!! Those "LOLLI-POPS!" were for the kids at the orphanage!!




BEATNIK ROBO MAO - and his Beijing Olympic Action Squad!


TAGS: olympics china chuck norris sonic hedgehog mao
Rating: 1.83/5

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Haze - December 10, 2008, 2:44 pm
Haha this is win!
Agamemnon218 - August 18, 2008, 12:38 pm
Very bizaare, but I like it.


Riddle -


TAGS: school shanghai china asians education
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 13, 2017, 7:00 am
Excellent, UP yours
Pushkin - April 12, 2017, 11:24 pm
Well, thank you very much.
Cannabal - April 12, 2017, 5:01 pm
Yo Pushkin, mmah man!
Pushkin - April 12, 2017, 8:59 am
Thank you.
Silverheart - April 12, 2017, 8:43 am

They say that puns are the lowest form of comedy. Still lol'd. ^^^^^^


Chinese -


TAGS: china language easy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2015, 12:38 pm
Awesome! I loved it. Had me going for a second. I'm Italian, so I had to google Italian jokes. And this poster reminded me of a similar joke about an Italian chatting with another Italian on the subway and someone who eaves dropped. You'll love it!
demon001 - December 18, 2015, 8:09 pm
Fu Kin a** Ho


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